hey my name is amy, I'm 18, blue eyes & blonde hair ♥have a nice day xxx
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
mom: so how do you know this person?
me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
instead of sending me nudes you can send me
- pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
- pics of you smiling with ur mom
- pics of plants
- pics of ur dog
- pics of silly lookin bugs that u find
send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower
people with “and i probably hate you” in their description